Downtown LA

I come across homeless/crazy people on a daily basis. These are some of my most memorable encounters. I wish I was joking.

Homeless guy peeing: YO GIRL! COME TAKE A CLOSER LOOK!

Homeless guy sitting: Happy New Year! May the Lord Bless you this year! Could you please spare any change?

Me: No... I'm sorry I don't have any money on me... (really, I did not)

Homeless guy standing: YOU BETTER WATCH YOSELF.

(occurred in front of my apartment building)

Old mexican guy on a little bike: YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL! I LOVE YOU!

Me: (thinking he's an old, senile man and wanted to be polite) hahaha... uhh.. thank you?

Old mexican guy on a little bike: OOH YOU TALK TO ME! COME WITH ME! BE MY WIFE! COME TO MY GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!

Me: -running away-

Homeless guy: Could you spare any change?

Me: I'm sorry, no...

Homeless guy: OKAY THEN! WELL, KEEP BUYING YOUR FANCY CLOTHES WHILE I STARVE TO DEATH!

(I was wearing a t-shirt and jeans)

Homeless guy: Do you have a dollar I can borrow?

Me: No, I'm sorry.

Homeless guy: WELL, AIITE THEN! SHIT! I WASN'T GOING TO PAY YOU BACK ANYWAYS, BITCH!